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The Great Mustachio

from Love Songs for Prostitutes by steakhousemints

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The Great Mustachio was not a cautious kind of gent
And everywhere he went danger would follow.
He’s was the type of rogue to make the maidens pay the rent
And brought to mind a man from Sleepy Hollow

Oh he’s a hairy-handed chap
Oh the kind to give your mum the clap
Oh the ladies simply love to slap Mustachio

He’d don a top hat and a cape a cane that held a sword
Never had there been a better dressed villain
The world was just a place for him to claim his just reward
He always did his best to avoid killin’.

Oh he’s a scallywag and fiend
Oh he likes to keep his money clean
Oh, the children simply loved to scream Mustachio

He got a lot and what he got was always sold and bought
No one was ever more suited for getting
He loved to pluck the flowers and give kiddies lollipops
He loved to go to funerals and weddings

Oh he’s a braggart and a cad
Oh the kind to make your daddy mad
Oh, it’s the bitter end for bad Mustachio

Oh he’s maleficent at best.
Oh the kind to poke you in the chest
Oh an arrow through your heart in jest
He’d make the devil feel repressed
And do it like a man possessed
This song was the last request
For The Great Mustachio

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from Love Songs for Prostitutes, track released February 13, 2013

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